We’ve all had at least one person come to our house that we have later regretted inviting. Whether they’re impolite, gross, weird, wreck the place, or are just plain disrespectful – guests can get on our nerves sometimes.
Redditors got together to discuss their worst houseguests. They came up with stories that range from annoying to creepy.
Do any of these terrible tales remind you of someone you’ve had over?
Just no!
One day, her husband’s cousin came over with a soaking wet dog on a rainy day. She picked up the hairbrush and proceeded to brush the dog with it.
Seriously??
Those aren’t your things!
Just why???
What sort of person does that??
Uninvited and expensive guests
Not only did they save money by becoming unexpected house guests, but they also kept their cash by eating and drinking all the food and alcohol in the house, and by asking IssaLlama to pick up half the tab when they ate out – a tab that was about 90% theirs.
Unexpected gardener
To add insult to injury, she also didn’t clean up the mess made by her unwanted gardening.
Toenail clippings
It stretched into three months of trash thrown directly on the floor, muddy shoes on the rugs, and toenail clippings everywhere.
Hey, that was mine!
The unexpected entourage
Deception!
“I went all day thinking I still had food, went to eat, and almost cried.”
The critic
Irresponsible dog owner
Not only did the Redditor come home to a house covered in dog pee and the new wife sitting there busy on a laptop and ignoring it all, but they also found that their own dogs had been locked outside.
Hidden damage
“One night his dog tore up one of the beds pillows. Instead of letting us know, he just stuffed the pillow and feathers into the pillow case to hide it. He left the next day and I went to wash the sheets. I pulled the pillow out of the case and completely covered the room in feathers. It was 3 months ago and and I am still finding feathers floating around.”
Animal cruelty
“I had just adopted a new kitten, about 10 weeks old. One day, I am standing in the kitchen, talking with said ‘friend’ when I hear my new kitty meowing, loudly, but sounds kind of muffled. I proceed to start looking around for her. She sounded distressed. Said “friend” just stands there, with a kind of crooked smile. So, I asked her where the kitten was. She said she had no idea. The meows are getting less and less, and I am walking all over the place, waiting for the next meow to lead me to her. She.Was.In.The.Freezer.”
The kitten lived on to see eighteen years of life. The friendship, however, was cut significantly shorter.
So many things…
That friendship ended before the visit was over.
Theft!
They never did admit to doing it, but the cash left when they did.
Do not flush!
A guest not only ignored the instructions, but she shoved a diaper and wipes down the toilet. The entire system ended up needing to be repaired.
10,000 little reasons to hate them
“When I was in high school a couple of friends were staying the night when one of them decided to grab a case of 10,000 airsoft pellets and fling them all over my room. For ten years, up to the point where I moved out of my parents’ house, I was able to find airsoft pellets somewhere in my room.”
Furniture movers
Time to change the locks
“We’d, without warning, have strangers let themselves into the house. It was a very stressful way to live.”
Another overzealous landlord
Unplugged – literally
“First it was the thermostat (she didn’t like the sound the water heater made) then the wifi (the CIA was snooping on her) and finally my fridge (she was saving the environment).”
How rude!
Bungopony was too:
“We invited a group of people over for lunch. One of them arrived, put a bunch of food in a plastic container, and left to bring it to eat with her boyfriend.”
Dinner plans…or not
“My mom made a huge dinner for my aunt and cousins. They showed up two hours late, told my mom ‘oh sorry the boys can’t eat that much right now’ and just went in our fridge and made them sandwiches instead…”
Grrrr.
Another critic
“Wow it’s tidy in here for a change haha.”
Mom managed to contain her rage, but the girlfriend’s comment ended up being a red flag for our Redditor.
Tourists from hell
Her family came to help, or so she thought, but instead insisted that she act as a tour guide and bring them all over town.
“After a few days I told them I couldn’t keep going places with them. They said I was ruining their vacation. I responded that I didn’t know it was a vacation, I thought they came to visit me because they were concerned about my near-death accident.”
You had one job…
“We came home one day and found the slider and screen open – our beloved cat was gone. When he saw how upset and distraught we were, his response was, ‘It’s only a cat – no big deal!’
As I’ve noted here some time ago, we put this guest out right away, and it wasn’t until many days later that our cat returned home (thin, but safe).”
Aiming high
“(He) walked in, pounded half a dozen jack and cokes and then proceeded to throw up on 4 walls of my bathroom. How did you get it on the ceiling Kevin?!?!”
Revenge of the house sitter
“Called and asked what happened and she said she was mad at me because her brand-new boyfriend said I was cute. I was in a committed relationship with another woman at the time. Literally the LAST person to be interested in her scumbag boyfriend.”
That friendship didn’t last.
Gross barbecue guest
He then proceeded to unscrew the top off the mustard and stick the entire hot dog in.
Clearly, he didn’t know that there’s a reason those are squeeze containers.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out
“When he left the house, he didn’t shut the door. I’m not saying he didn’t lock the door– I’m saying he didn’t even LATCH the front door. I came home and the front door is wide open and you can see inside the house from the street. I am a woman who lives alone.”
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