Words are fun and they can be even more entertaining if we start getting imaginative on how to use them and what their “real” definitions could potentially be. Isn’t this the reason why people love so much, riddles and word games?
This Instagram account is just about that, it takes a simple everyday word and gives them a whole different interpretation. Some of these word definitions are just hilarious. So, click away and see some words and what their real meaning is!
Tradition has often gone past the point of being sensible. But we still feel forced to follow it.
Or you just want to appear to know more than you really do. Just end the sentence and be done with it.
I’m amused with people who decades are centuries after the fact assume to know what an author was thinking when they penned their prose. Frankly teach, you have no clue.
What is it about siblings? At the end of the day they’ll be there, but in those hours before you can fight like cats and dogs.
How things change, right? Age gives us a different perspective.
This is the place you feel comfortable enough to do your business. Most of the time.
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Often times meaningless words, at that. How often do you answer with “I’m fine,” when it’s miles from the truth?
I’ve just realized that you are off your rocker, and I’m wasting time having this conversation. Alrighty, then and oh, okay are pretty much synonymous.
You know you have a true friend when they put up with your BS. And remain your friend.
Yes, forget about getting philosophical about it. You’re in this mess because you made this mess.
11. I know you’ve said this!
And it doesn’t matter how you say it. You can yell never mind, or you can say it with a sweet smile. You’re still really saying, “I think you’re an idiot.”
I’m agreeing with this is. When you can yawn, stretch, roll over and go back to sleep instead of jumping out of bed. Yes, this is sweet happiness.
It’s true. That short little “k” can convey a whole lot of anger. But it doesn’t necessarily mean it can’t convey something else as well. It’s all about the way it’s said.
I can relate to this one. I find that I’m opening Instagram multiple times throughout the day. Perhaps I need to cut down.
I do the argument thing all the time. And think of all the brilliant things I should have said but my brain wouldn’t serve them up at the time.
Partnership brings its own unique brand of problems. Which you can hopefully work through.
I live this nearly every day. Tonight will be the night I go to bed at a reasonable time. Uh-huh.
We all know a few of these, right? Don’t ask my opinion if you really don’t want it.
This can also be a complete—but polite—blow off. Because you never intend for it to happen.
Or, waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you. Going to hug someone but they have put a hand out to shake. Oopsie.
I hate it when people say this to me. Why not just keep your mouth closed?
But it could also be for maintaining secrecy. You don’t want to blurt out something you don’t want anyone else to hear.
There is a reason why I’m a writer and not an accountant—or some other number person. Because this statement couldn’t be truer.
Be a better you. Work hard to achieve your goals.
As the world’s worst procrastinator, I can relate. There is always a good reason to put things off.
The best-laid plans, right? You will use your time wisely.
Did you know there are a few ways to stop the tears? The one that works for me if putting the onion in the fridge for at least 24 hours before cutting.
It’s thank goodness for the fat! It will keep me warm when shoveling on frigid days.
You need a certain look in your eyes as well. You need to look pleading while asking the question.
I can do this. I know I can do this. I will do this. This is too hard. I can’t do this. That’s pretty much the way it goes for me.
And for you ladies out there, we need to add something. There is a 100% chance that it will land on your boobs. And trying to rub it off will just make it worse.
And one more. It instantly becomes the place where you really can fall asleep—just before it’s time for the alarm.
These people are tough to be around. They think everyone else should orbit around them.
It’s true for me. Tell me to calm down and it will ramp me right up.
We all need a job in order to live. The fact that some jobs are sucking the life out of people is so wrong.
There is a reason why the Lay’s commercial says, “Betcha can’t eat just one.” Because most of us can’t.
Actually, either works. Because neither of them are today.
I know some introverts. And even though it took years for them to warm up to me–the utmost extrovert—they are the coolest people. And some of my best friends.
I so want to use this. However, I just know it would confuse people because it wouldn’t make sense when I did.
Nosey. Intrusive. But you gotta love them, right?
I rarely trust people who seem to be intsafriends. Friendship should grow. Both of us need to time figure out the other really is a bitch, but we’re cool with it.
I need to pee. Can I call you back in one minute? And 10 minutes later you’re still waiting. And wondering.
43. A show of hands, please
How many psychopaths reading this? Because it seems to be official. You’re crazy.
That’s often the precursor to something unpleasant. So it’s cruel to ask the question.
I have clocks all over my house. And yes, I can’t hear any of them. Until they stop and the silence is crushing.
You know what? I think this is true. Food for thought.
But in a way, it’s true. You do your 4 years—or more—and get a piece of paper for it.
Also, a term used by parents in response to the incessant can I, can I, can I. At some point, they realize that I’ll see means “not a chance.”
No matter how often you check, you need to check at least 5 times more. Or better yet, have someone else do it for you.
50. Unfortunately, so true
And this is why you never go until you have confirmed the existence of toilet paper. It’s a hard but valuable life lesson to learn.
Who can really deny that 2020 will not stay carved in our minds for the rest of our lives? At least we did gain some quality with our families!
Unfortunately from what we have seen so far of 2021, it’s gonna be a very similar year to the previous one. But as we are still at the beginning let’s hope that our luck will turn!
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Words are fun and they can be even more entertaining if we start getting imaginative on how to use them and what their “real” definitions could potentially be. Isn’t this the reason why people love so much, riddles and word games?
This Instagram account is just about that, it takes a simple everyday word and gives them a whole different interpretation. Some of these word definitions are just hilarious. So, click away and see some words and what their real meaning is!