Our partners often make us smile – that’s why we love them, right?
But men often have a different approach to humor. I mean, dad jokes are a whole genre these days, so even their worst jokes have basically become an art form!
These 65 guys are definitely keeping things interesting in their relationships – whether it’s pranking their partners or posting silly stuff online.
1. “My wife is pregnant, and we did a ‘maternity shoot,’ this is my favorite pic”
But is that Photoshop or a beer belly to be concerned about?!
2. Henpecked husband in Home Alone for grownups
“My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead, I’m just playing Chumbawamba’s 1997 hit ‘Tubthumping’ over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.”
3. Zoom bombing, sneaky husband style
“My husband has a new quarantine hobby of Zoom bombing my conference calls. The colleagues I’m meeting with always see him before I do. Never a dull moment in this household! #zoombombing #quarantine”
4. “Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out”
It’s kind of your responsibility, dude, to say the least.
5. She’s the best sister ever
6. Super Mario Bros. style
7. It’s an occasion that deserves to be honored
“My buddy’s girlfriend farted in front of him for the first time. He got a cake for the occasion.”
8. Beer me
At least it was a refreshing clean-up!
9. “Dad bought mom a new mask”
@DudleyMcDuderson said:
“Looks like she about to drop a 20-minute guitar solo, and maybe some acid.”
10. This is what he sends his wife when she asks if their son is okay.
11. When hubby be stirrin’ up some drama
12. She asked her husband for a Kleenex
13. “My boyfriend woke me up and made me take this photo.”
14. Evolution of woman, according to an Animorphs fanboy
This is pure perfection. Does anyone remember Animorphs?
15. Model boyfriend
16. True love, dad-style
These parents are so much fun. Now take a photo of him sideways so it looks like he’s mid-spin!
17. A “Die Hard” language lesson
18. “There are some advantages to being married for 15+ years.”
I would love to have a husband like this! Giving me permission to have Han Solo with me in my shower? Heck yeah!
19. “Wife vetoed my birth announcement design…”
@KikisGamingService:
“My nephew looks 100% like Richard Nixon but people get angry when I mention it. Luckily my wife sees it too.”
20. “My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…”
@gtg930r:
“I actually threw a 30 seconds birthday party for my wife last year. We showed up at her friend’s house, everybody had cupcakes and sang Happy Birthday then the timer on my phone went off and we all left my wife sitting there trying to figure out what the hell just happened.”
21. The master of gift disguises
Poor mom. All those lines on her face are from the endless dad jokes she’s had to suffer through all these years!
@k-dog13:
“Your dad is brave, he gave her a weapon.”
22. “Told my wife that I don’t care what my coworkers think. I want this lunch bag.”
@the-beast561:
“Interesting how when you’re young that’s a cool lunch bag, then you get older and it’s lame and childish, then you get even older and it’s cool again.”
23. “I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol…”
@well-you-asked:
“Does he have special towels for if he ends up murdering you? No way is he using the hanging white towels.”
24. “My brother has been photoshopping Skeletor into the background of random vacation pictures for over ten years.”
@Soodney:
“I want to have this. someone who will do this with no remorse.”
25. “Wife told me to stop buying junk food and eat more vegetables… Marriage is about compromise”
@bestephe123284:
“My girlfriend likes them, but they are pretty nasty. Imagine eating a cucumber that was not only totally dry, but actually absorbed moisture.”
26. “My girlfriend wasn’t happy I filled in her new picture frame”
27. “My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this”
@Grits102:
“Cats are damn cheaters, and if you let them use a pencil they will secretly change their scores. My grandpa used to do this, although he was not a cat.”
28. “I asked my husband to get a new leg for the garden flamingo….”
29. “I put a zombie face in front of our baby monitor. My wife was not happy when she checked on our baby in the middle of the night”
@ohanothernerd:
“Good prank, but I would murder you.”
30. “My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum”
31. Panda-emic protection
@ZimSimSalabim:
“Am I the only person who looks at this and somehow sees Seth Rogen?”
32. “My wife keeps calling Jaffa Cakes biscuits. I made a 20cm/8 inch one to prove they’re cakes”
33. “My gf was not nearly as amused as I was”
@nbowman93:
“I stopped drinking coffee for about half a year, but this past Sunday morning I drank 3 cups of it. A few hours later I completely messed my underwear while moving some furniture and it looked exactly like this.”
34. “My girlfriend and I have an ongoing argument about which direction the toilet paper roll should face. Today I’ve decided to assert my dominance with a padlock”
@litzy:
“Congratulations: now you have to change the toilet paper 100% of the time.”
35. “Decided to surprise my girlfriend with a new shower curtain while she’s gone for the day. Hope I’m still home and not at work when she discovers it”
@j1ggy:
“There’s a Facebook group called “The Same Photo of Jeff Goldblum Every Day” and it’s always been this picture for years.”
36. “Pleased with the efficiency of this shopping list I prepared for my wonderful wife”
And that’s on you, buddy.
37. “I asked my boyfriend to join my Zoom meeting to critique my assignment presentation”
38. “I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got”
@FozzyPendejo:
“Man, Americans will use anything but the metric system.”
39. “My girlfriend wanted to get a boob job. I told her I had a cheaper solution”
@Zamorakhawk:
“Works particularly well if your girlfriend was previously inflatable.”
40. “My wife’s family likes to take a photo together on Easter. I like to provide some minor alterations”
41. “My brother snuck a picture of his girlfriend sleeping and put it on this year’s wrapping paper”
42. “My girlfriend had a poster of Ed Sheeran and I have a big printer and a great sense of humour (took her two hours to notice).”
43. “My husband graced me with this thoughtful Valentine’s Day card this morning. Best card I ever got”
At least they aren’t hard to entertain.
44. “When the wife asks you to do something…”
45. Draw me like one of your French stick-figure girls
Okay, so don’t take this the wrong way. But maybe you just have weird feet?
46. “My husband took this picture of me this morning while I was trying to clean my glasses”
47. The #wifehack
48. “My wife’s ultrasound (twins!!)”
49. “Coworker thinks her husband doesn’t take nice pics of her. This is his contact photo for her”
@canyonstom:
“Who wants the same bland picture where the only difference is the backdrop and the clothing? Pictures like this have way more character.”
50. “This legend picking someone up at the airport, and his unimpressed-looking wife”
51. “Beware of wife”
This is boomer humor at its best.
52. “My 68 y/o dad has quarantine “safe box”. He won’t give my mom the combination”
@soundscream:
“Tell your mom to look up lockpickinglawyer and learn what a shackle shim is. She’ll be in those snacks in 30 seconds tops.”
53. “Got my boyfriend this vintage pulsar calculator watch for Christmas. Waiting in line at Best Buy and he says he has something to show me”
@zTRNi:
“Total class move. Marry him.”
54. “My gf asked me to get Terry Crews in bed with her, so I got this pillowcase made”
55. “Got my wife a 2020 edition birthday cake”
@technomancer5:
“I’m pretty sure even Satan’s fed up with all the bulls**t this year.”
56. “My wife’s aunt made a turkey for Thanksgiving, and I thought it looked familiar. I am now blocked for tagging her in this”
@IAmTardigrade1:
“It was worth the block.”
@MidnightProph:
“Honestly. I mean this is hilarious but we need an explanation as to why the turkey looks that way.”
57. “My wife likes dino nuggets and it was her birthday.”
58. “I put a rake in our flag holder to see how long it would take my wife to say something. It’s been three days.”
@grayputer:
“Jokes on you, your wife saw you do it. She counting how long you can keep from asking her if she saw it.”
59. “Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person.”
Just kidding, this guy is in big trouble.
60. “Mom photographed a boudoir session; the groom secretly recreated the photos”
She’s taking up more than half the bed. Seems legit!
61. “I asked for a nice razor for my birthday from my boyfriend, engraving was a free optional extra!”
@willva0:
“Guy named Pubes starts sweating…”
62. “After 45 years Jim is in charge of making the bed every morning. I don’t think he knows what to do with the extra pillows”
63. “Prank war between me and my girlfriend. She’s going to kill me when she grabs her lunch in the morning”
@teelurt87:
“Just got the text “JERK! My heart almost jumped out of my chest when I opened the fridge!” She’s leaving it in there for when her daughter wakes up. This is why I love her.”
64. “Did this Christmas day, girlfriend still hasn’t noticed”
@NotSethRogenForSure:
“Oh, she’s noticed she just hasn’t said anything because she’s accepted you into her life. Who is she to judge you.”
65. “My wife told me to put nice pillowcases on the bed. A slave obeys. A man chooses…”
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