Hey, if you have to say it in frosting, there could really be a problem here.

The bonus is that no guy can resist baked goods, so he’ll be forced to reckon with his drunk demons every time he takes a slice of this.

Quitting an addiction is hard. But it’s not quitting if you just do it when your wife isn’t around.

So this spouse decided to lovingly remind him she was always watching.

Guys, seriously. If you’re only in charge of two blankets and a couple of pillows, just make the damn bed every now and then.

Take a chore off the list for someone else.

Otherwise, you might end up like this guy, whose wife only makes her OWN side of the bed now.

What does this look like, a restaurant?

If you just need a little, might you not just feed yourself?

Sometimes partners are happy to do it, but in this case we sense a little passive- aggressive breakfast tension here.

Here’s the law: cool rules. If you’re cold, you can always put on more clothing. It’s a lot harder to deal with being too hot.

Of course, in the interest of saving energy, it’s not always wise to run the A/C when it’s cold out. But it’s also not wise to argue with your pregnant, uncomfortable wife about it.

Think he understands the rules now?

So rude!

Nice chocolates require rules. And what’s with just assuming that all food in the house is fair game?

Unless you do the shopping and buy the snacks and NEVER get mad when people eat something you’re saving for a special occasion, then paws off.

Yikes, what did this guy do to have to sit at the kiddie table AND have his photo taken at it?

Either someone in this relationship needs to chill out or someone needs to grow up.

Then again, the kiddie table doesn’t involve talking politics, so it might be more fun.

We don’t think she was concerned about the cybercrime implications of sending illicit photos here, but she also seems unwilling to oblige.

Well, we take that back. She did fulfill the request – just in her own way.

Sometimes it’s nice to have someone who keeps things orderly. And if it’s not a toxic behavior, why not just let it go?

Or else you can just have fun finding all your socks and matching them back up again.

Maybe he’ll come to understand the beauty of organization by the time he’s done refolding.

Ok, so vacation should be for relaxing and when you’re sleepy, you should be able to sleep.

But we get just how frustrating it can be to plan a trip and then have someone zonk out as things are about to ramp up.

At least she found a way to keep the day exciting!

What can we say? Be more specific.

And always make sure your phone is REALLY locked down if you’re going to store illicit photos on it.

Maybe just stick to the blue-footed boobies.

Socks smell. Put them somewhere with a lid.

Then again, it sounds like there’s a lot of open and honest communication here. Not that it’s solving anything.

Plenty of women have a shopping problem, but you never really know what’s in those Amazon boxes. It could be dish soap!

But this wife got the last laugh after her husband got testy about all the Amazon deliveries.

She pranked him with a fake shopping spree!

Guess this fella didn’t find the right nickname for his wife.

But hey, he tried.

And she was honest about how she felt.

Communication is key, right?

We don’t know what Jamie did, but he’s not getting away with it!

In fact, this is probably sincere apology territory since it upset her enough to get crafty as a result.

Do this and you deserve to eat plastic.

And you don’t deserve an apology.

This is a pretty unique problem to have, but it’s clearly common enough in this house.

And we get it – when it’s time to feed the baby, you don’t want to have to go searching for the spoons.

Just agree on a location and stick to it.

Ooh, we REALLY hope that’s temporary.

Just how badly do you have to tick off your wife to make her deface your pickup truck?

Pretty mad, we bet.

Ladies, don’t fall for any of this “I’m bigger so I get more” garbage. Get your cake and eat it too!

And if you have to leave a threatening note on the cake, you go ahead and do it.

Now there will be no “mistakes” about what belongs to who.

C’mon, guys. Don’t bet us we can’t do something that we’d find funny.

We’ll find a way.

And if it involves you sleeping, we can pretty much promise you we can do it without waking you up. Have you heard yourselves snore?!

Well, at least no one will be mixing up pajamas in this house.

And to be fair, it looks like he’s wearing them pretty proudly.

We only see one issue here – these basically give him free reign to fart on an as-needed basis no matter who is around.

This might be kind of harsh unless he’s asked for help in the past and ignored it or complains about his clothes being all mixed up.

But apparently, someone was just tired of seeing him wear his weekend clothes to work.

We wonder how many fights are caused by thermostats. Personal comfort is a big deal and some people run hot while others run cold.

We have absolutely no suggestions about how to solve this long-term.

We’re not sure we have a lot of sympathy for someone always making food and presumably always leaving behind a mess.

Kitchen messes are smelly and gross. And you really can eat without making a mess.

Hey, he started it.

Maybe her music is bad, but grown-ups really do need to learn to use “your” and “you’re” properly.

Is her husband coming to her office to steal food? Or do they work together?

Anyway, that’s not the important part. The important part is that even if someone keeps a solid candy bar stash in their office, it’s not fair game for snacking. Especially not with full-size bars!

But her solution seems brilliant.

Nope.

We get it – everyone is exhausted. But nope.

If there’s one time in your life that you have to stay awake, it’s right after your wife has given birth and needs HER rest.

This battle will rage on forever. Even if they do fall in, it doesn’t matter.

It’s a futile endeavor, even if it is disgusting to have to touch a toilet seat before you use the bathroom (guys, you’re washing your hands RIGHT after, so you have no excuse).

This reminder might work, but not forever.

It stresses us out just to see this.

We’re not sure how we feel about our spouse locking up our property (actually we do, and it’s not good), but presumably, they agreed to this contraption because it looks like her phone is in there too.

Damn – harsh!

We’re going to have to agree that property destruction is actually mean – and pretty uncool.

Holes in jeans can be stylish – sometimes.

Oh, hey, did you forget something? Like the hundreds of diapers your partner has had to throw away because you couldn’t be bothered?

Well, someone won’t be making that mistake again.

Though we’re not sure we’d want to be anywhere near that bed for a while.

Looks like someone got the last Fudge Round AND the last laugh.

We think this couple just needs to agree to keep a spare box on hand.

If eating something cold doesn’t strike fear into your heart, then maybe you just don’t know why this stuff is important.

It’s not for wusses.

But we did laugh at the joke.

Wait, didn’t she ask? And didn’t he say “yes, please”?

Maybe we’re missing something and he was supposed to get the hint to make it.

In this house, you have to be REALLY specific about your tea.

Wait, a boyfriend said that? And DID’T get broken up with?

Girl, don’t marry him. And he DEFINITELY doesn’t deserve cupcakes!

It is a day that will live in infamy – and in photography.

At least there’s no photo of the barf.

He’s just going to have to think about this night every time his dog licks him from now on.

Dang, 30 is old now?! Since when?

It seems a little early to be breaking out the impotence jokes and shelling out for that cake. At least wait another couple of decades.

We would be very upset about this if we were looking forward to half a Twix.

And if you want to get technical, this is over half – and not in a generous way.

This prank straddles the line for us when it comes to being funny. We’d be pretty mad if someone marked our body in this way.

So it’s only fair to insist it’s not cool to do to others either.

There can only be one winner in the game of “who has to buy the next tube of toothpaste.”

And this guy is now out of plays.

He loses.